tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66454499480944924102011-11-03T08:02:01.171-07:00Jokes and Humor about Fishingastromannoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645449948094492410.post-74751901505939692082009-07-28T01:20:00.000-07:002009-07-28T01:21:35.129-07:00While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. <br /><br />Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" <br /><br />"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" <br /><br />Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. <br /><br />About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" <br /><br />"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. <br /><br />"The sharks got 'em."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6645449948094492410-7475190150593969208?l=fishjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>astromannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645449948094492410.post-49393878695773339692009-07-28T01:17:00.000-07:002009-07-28T01:19:39.015-07:00A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden.<br /><br />Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.<br /><br />After about a half mile the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.<br /><br />"Lets see yer fishing license, Boy" the Warden gasped. <br /><br />With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.<br /><br />"Well, son", said the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks. You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"<br /><br />"Yes Sir", replied the young feller, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6645449948094492410-4939387869577333969?l=fishjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>astromannoreply@blogger.com0